Saturday, 7 May 2011

A very cool conversation with a very cool stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: how r u?
Stranger: Fine thanks, hbu?
You: pretty good
You: where you from?
Stranger: Up your butt.
You: you must be really small :O
Stranger: I am.
You: do you get good wi-fi?
Stranger: No
Stranger: You should sort that.
You: i hope you dont mind yesterday's curry
Stranger: It's all good
You: had no idea you were gonna be there
Stranger: Well, you should always be prepared for a visitor
You: i'm swallowing a USB router now, should get to you in about 4 hours ;)
Stranger: Okie dokie! Thankyou so much ;]
You: by the way, i take rent on the first of the month
Stranger: Oh "/ is there anywhere in your butt that i can get a job?
You: try the prostate department, they've always got a milking position going
Stranger: Okay ;]
You: i've had some srange conversation on here, but this has to take the cake
You: thanx
Stranger: hahahhaaaaaa.
You: *twitch*

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